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I'll assume that you landed here purely by accident, so I'll be blunt. This blog is a chronicle of a horrible, soul-scarring ritual I perform every week with people who used to be my friends, but well, this thing we do has turned us all into toxic, hateful monsters.  We play Yugioh, and not the way it was ever meant to be played. A two player game, I decided to try it with three people one day. What's the worst that could happen? How about four people? As time went on, we added stakes to the game, reasoning that if everyone has 8000 Life Points, why not give each person eight movies, knocking a movie out of their stack each time 1000 Life Points are lost? This may sound "fun" or "cute" to you, but I assure you, it is not. The entire process of elimination goes on for hours, and is rivaled only by Monopoly in terms of how long it takes to play this fucking game. The other horrible part is how badly we want to win. And there is no mercy. Alliances are pled